It's the day of pregnant celebrities. First Jessica Alba gives birth, then we spot Tori Spelling wearing what equates to gray saran wrap. When is Tori's baby due? I can't image her getting any bigger without some kind of explosive outcome.

Update: It seems we correctly predicted the immanent baby explosion. As our commenter (and a few other sites) have reported she's dropping the kid via c-section now.

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend. Cash Warren and Jessica named the kid Honor Marie Warren, which sounds like more a request than a name, but hey. Congrats to the new parents and now we can look forward to Jessica's mommy mammaries plus getting back to fighting weight looking like this again.

 

Putting an end to any 'rumors' of being pregnant, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet at the 2008 Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica. Despite not owning up to being pregnant again it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to spot Jolie's prodigious baby bump. So it looks like they're just one living souvenir from a third-world vacation away from becoming the 21st century Brady Bunch. And how about Brad Pitt channeling Robert Wagner?

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren hit the red carpet for the premiere of The Eye. Jessica's spent a lot of time lately trying to hide her 'baby bump' from the paparazzi's cameras. It's nice to finally get a look at it. Ah, hell, who are we kidding. We're looking at here boobs. At least she's smiling. She usually looks pissed off as hell. Of course having a camera stuck in your face while you try and walk down the street tend to make people cranky. Trailer for The Eye after the jump.

Wild rumors are flying that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. X17 broke that scoop, but I'm not holding my breath. Of course Angelina shows up at the SAG Awards wearing a really loose flowing dress which only fuels the pregnancy rumors even more. Big deal. Have you seen one of these award shows? She's probably smuggling in a pony keg and a bucket of fried chicken. And nice shaggy colored hair on Brad Pitt. It's looks like a messy toupee.

From these pictures of Halle Berry taken this weekend she looks like she's about to explode any minute. Halle was spotted shopping on Robertson and looked like she minutes from giving birth to a small dinosaur. I'm not a doctor (at least legally), but I'm pretty sure Halle should have given birth by now - at least to something. But nice work distracting from that huge belly with even bigger hair.

Eonline is reporting that Christina Aguilera is giving birth AT THIS VERY MINUTE. Supposedly, Christina was admitted to Cedars-Sinai and giving birth to the son of Sasquatch. Oh, just kidding. Actually it's yet unconfirmed whether or not she's giving birth, but that Sasquatch part is scientifically verified by a panel of leading experts.

Update: After a zillion reports on Saturday morning that Christina was in labor next to Nicole Richie - and statements by her reps that she wasn't - it turned out she was. Max Liron Bratman was born on Saturday night at about 10 o'clock via C-Section. (Liron? What the hell is that?)

 

Nicole Richie gave birth Friday to a baby girl at Cendars-Sinai Medical Center. The baby weighed 6 lbs 7oz. Nicole and Joel named their new girl Harlow Winter Kate Madden. And contrary to our earlier post that Christina Aguilera was also in labor at Cedars-Sinai Us Magainze reports her reps say she's still very much pregnant. Recent online reports had said Nicole and Christina were giving birth just 'yards apart' - and that Christina had a scheduled C-Section. Congrats to Nicole, Joel and Harlow and stayed tuned for Christina's pending arrival.

 

We just posted on the suprising news that Pamela Anderson is pregnant, so I figured, why stop the trend. Athlete's have penises too. The New Jersey Net's Jason Kidd is having a baby with model Hope Dworaczyk. For a minute I thought this one was all scandalous, but then I remembered Jason divorced Joumanna a year ago. (And just check out what he gave up.) Despite being a 'model', his girlfriend Hope Dworaczyk is short internet pictures which is why you're looking at Jason Kidd's mug and not Hope's. Congrats to Jason and his model.

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Reps for Nicole Kidman finally confirmed recent rumors that Nicole is pregnant. Hey congratulations. Now why was it that she and Tom Cruise adopted two kids instead of her actually getting pregnant and having them? Nothing wrong with adoption and all, but I had thought there was some child bearing issue. No? Perhaps an issue with bearing Tom's child? Hey, at least Keith's the dad and not L. Ron Hubbard.

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Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, or is it the baby doesn't land far from the bush? Whatever, Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Yes, you heard right, her 16-year-old sister. Preggers. Sounds so much cuter that way, huh. She's not knocked up. Jamie's preggers. Ah, how cute. Her boyfriend Casey Aldridge is the father of the baby. Man, just when you thought this family would become boring. And what a shame too, People reports that Lynne Spears book on parenting has been put on hold. I guess troubled teen moms everywhere are out of luck finding out how to get their life back on track.

 

Damn that Cash Warren. People reports that Jessica Alba is pregnant. Jessica's rep reports:

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

I didn't authorize this. We'll have to wait and see if she can beat Brook Burke for the hottest pregnant celebrity award. Here's a few pictures from the recent Awake premiere to help drown your sorrows seeing as how it wasn't you that impregnated Jessica and therefore have obviously failed at life - you're dreams crushed - you're girl spoiled - ahh, wait did I say that out loud?

 

Earlier rumors that Britney Spears was pregnant turned out to be totally false, even though In Touch Magazine is going to run a cover story about it. Nice. I tell you what actually is nice - Marie Claire's cover featuring Christina Aguilera naked. Pretty ironic it happened at the same time really. Britney and Christina started out as the two pop darlings. Christina Aguilera just kept getting hotter and ends up looking incredible, even pregnant. Britney ends up back in the trailer and on a tabloid magazine cover with a made up headline. Sounds about right.

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Hah, I knew it. You can't fool me. Halley Berry has confirmed her pregnancy. The father is boyfriend and model Gabriel Aubrey. The filming of Berry's next movie, Tulia, has reportedly been postponed. Hiding your stomach with a giant bag is pretty crafty stuff Halle. So is dressing up in a bear suit to hide the fact you're as hairy as a sasquatch. I've seen it done, and and trust me, it fools no one. That doesn't really have anything to do with the fact that Halle Berry is expecting, but I thought it worth passing along.

 

Nicole Richie was spotted on the streets of NY with Mischa Barton. And it would appear that Nicole Richie has boobs. Big ones. Well, bigger anyway. I looked it up, and guess what - when you're pregnant your boobs get bigger. And you'll never believe this - you can feed kids with those things. Seriously. Learn something useful everyday.

 

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Jordan, aka Katie Price is impossible to miss. First, she seems to be shopping everywhere at once followed by a pack of photographers. Second, she's pregnant and humongous, and not in the Tori Spelling humongous pregnant way. But in the damn those boobs are big, humongous way. Jordan's one of many large breasted British exports making their way west. I have no clue what she does. Same goes for the likes of Lucy Pinder and Jodie Marsh. I'm not complaining, mind you, I'm just sayin'.

As final proof that Brooke Burke is too hot for words, here is a picture of Brooke in a bikini showing off her baby 'bump' as everyone has so affectionately come to name a fat stomach. However in this case it's anything but. I think most guys fall into two distinct camps - either pregnant chicks are sexy as hell, or just fat. Well if you need proof that pregnant can be sexy, Brooke Burke is it. She's smokin' and the pregnant pooch only makes her hotter. Don't ask me why. Funny too, cause if you put a pregnant stomach on a hot chick she can look hotter than ever, put a big stomach on a good looking guy and he just looks like a fat sweaty toad.

People magazine is stretching out on a limb and reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant - presumably with Brad Pitt's baby. The magazine quotes a worker in the Dominican Republic as saying Angelina Jolie told him she was pregnant. The pregnancy has since been confirmed by Jolie and Pitt's representatives. Which is good, cause an aid worker in the Dominican Republic doesn't sound like that reliable of source. But I guess it better than the cattle rancher in Ethiopia who told me JT LeRoy is really a middle aged woman. Or maybe not. Jolie is filming a movie named The Good Shepherd with Matt Damon in the Dominican Republic.

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Don't be yelling at us if this is totally fake, like Jessica Simpsons ass, but the News of the World is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby. Sounds like a shaky story, but it's our job to pass on this important of gossip. (yeah whatever). We've reported Jolie pregnancy rumors long ago, that were of course bogus. But I've also read that some of her clothes on set where fitting after the Christmas break. Someone of course attributes that to a growing stomach. Only thing for sure is that if Angelina Jolie is pregnant it's a big slap in the face to Jennifer Aniston and might strengthen old rumors that her break up with Pitt was partially due to differences over starting a family.

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Since it seemed Britney Spears chickened out on the naked Vanity Fair Cover this is what we get. Actually I don't think it was ever confirmed that Britney was going to pose nude for Vanity Fair, a la Demi Moore, but now we get these picts from an Elle photoshoot. Which to my eye's look like they've dressed up a pregnant 14-year old in a black teddy. It's back to the Mousekateers days. Not really cool. I don't know how long ago these were taken but Elle has apparently hired some super-duper photoshop wizards to shed the ample baby weight Britney has put on. Personally I think Britney Spears naked would have sold a hell a lot more magazines. Call me crazy.

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Britney Spears (and her belly's) appearance at the premiere of Johnny Depp's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory may have melted Depps delusional spotlight. Britney showed up wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I have the Golden Ticket" and an arrow pointing downward on her belly. Husband and father-to-be Kevin Federline was in tow.

It's easy to see how Depp could be upstaged. Britney's twins could stop traffic anywhere (we're talking boobs here). The mother-to-be is supposed to be giving birth late September at Scottsdale Shea Hospital, in Scottsdale Arizona. The gossip is that she's booked a luxurious second-floor private room. And even booked the rooms on either side. FYI, as of last week the hospital knew nothing of this scuttle. And I can also tell you, from first hand experience - all the room are on the second floor, and all the rooms are private. Britney's not getting anything special folks.

Look for Britney's pregnant belly on the season finale of Chaotic and her new video I Will Understand. And just a guess, but I think this may be the SERIES finale as well. Too bad.

I'd guessing Britney Spears twins weigh in at about DD these days. Smooth, round and full...Oh, weren't we talking about her breast. Oh baby. yeah that's right. Whether or not Britney Spears is having twins remains to be seen. But be assured the twin's she has now are spectacular. Now if only the rumors of Britney posing nude for Vanity Fair were true. That would truly be spectacular. Anybody want to take bets on which happens first - Britney gives birth or her show is cancelled. Anyone, anyone.