We don't really follow British flicks to much, but we do follow British boobs. Danielle Lloyd hit the red carpet for the premiere of the British film Adulthood. You can check out the trailer here. And of course check out more of Danielle below.

After seeing Lindsay Lohan wearing nothing more than old t-shirts recently, she's cleaned herself up, dispensed with the bra and hit the red carpet for an LG Electronics event to promote a new HD tv. So would the swag actually be a new TV? Sweet. Couple picts of former jailbird Michelle Rodriquez hitting the town after the event in a see through shirt.

Here's a few pictures of Emmy Rossum from the recent Strength and Spirit awards. I had to double-check and I don't think we've ever posted her before. Shame on use. So here you go. Told, you, filler. Pretty filler.

The London premiere of Run Fat Boy, Run brought out the beautiful India de Beaufort, or India Beau, depending on who you talk to. You're probably better of not talking to me because I have no idea who in the hell she is. But man is she cute. This is how you walk the red carpet - as opposed to showing up dressed like a mummy with no boobs. I actually don't know much about Run Fat Boy, Run either, but the title alone is worth posting on. I do know that Fat Boy was directed by David Schwimmer and is set for release in October. (OK I just read IMDB - told you I didn't know).

Porn star Stormy Daniels provided the winning cleavage at the premiere of Superbad. I thought perhaps she'd put to use her acting talents in the film, but I couldn't find her name in the credits. Stormy's done a few other bit parts aside from her adult film portfolio, such as playing a lap dancer in Knocked Up. Although I guess that's not much of a stretch.

Ashley Hartman recently hosted the Custo Barcelona Fashion Show at Studio 54 in Vegas. I don't watch the O.C. so I couldn't tell you much more. Ok, I'll admit it. I'm on vacation, lazy and don't have any other pictures of Ashley Hartman on the site. So there. But if I'm going to post filler it might as well be pretty filler. Right?

ESPN's 2007 ESPY Awards will air on July 15th. Jimmy Kimmel and LeBron James host. I know it'd be far more impressive if I told you I went into the future to bring you red carpet photos of Carmen Electra and Maria Sharapova, but I'm not that talented and my time machine is broken anyway. (ok and the awards aren't really shown live, they were filmed yesterday, but whatever.) Jimmy Kimmel sounds funny enough. No clue how Lebron James will do as host. Wait and see I guess. Until them, here's a bit of red carpet cleavage ESPY style.

Kind of a random post. Michael Moore's new movie about the healthcare industry, Sicko, premiered a couple days ago. Moore appeared on Jay Leno last night to promote it. Here's Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O'Day on the red carpet - because while the film may be good, looking at picture of Michael Moore is, well, not. And despite rumors of Aubrey O'Day being pregnant and hooking up with Diddy, she's not, which really has nothing to do with Sicko, but it's midly more interesting than talking about the pizza I just ate lunch.

Maggie Q walked the red carpet of the newest Die Hard installment Live Free or Die Hard wearing an almost see through shirt. I spent about half an hour squinting to see if I could actually see through her dress, but there wasn't a nipple to be found. The little skirt lift is nice though. And the only way Kate Beckinsale's ass could look any hotter would probably involve black magic and shrunken heads - both of which I'm storing up to turn Paris Hilton into a toad.

Red carpet picts from last nights premiere screening of HBO's Big love at the Arclight Theater. Many might remember Ginnifer Goodwin as the nerdy girl on Ed, or that the Jennifer that spells her name wrong. Either way she's damn cute. I'm actually a Big Love watcher. The first season was good and the whole cultish creep vibe of Harry Dean Stanton's character makes for kind of a Mormon mafia feel. It's a good cast. I have no idea what Tom Hanks was doing there, but hey, whatever. Season 2 of Big Love starts up again on Monday June 11th.

Maxim Magazine held an event to celebrate its list of the Hot 100 celebrities. Which of course brought out the typical party crew of Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and the like. Ice T brought Coco Lee and her boobs. Click on Coco's picture for the full length shot. I can't figure out why she looks dwarf-like. It probably has a lot to do with the general state of confusion and light headedness I feel after staring at her breasts. Or it could be Lindsay Lohan's technicolor rainbow dress making me nauseous.

Eva Mendes showed up at the Wendell Baker Story premiere wearing what looked like a yellow bath towel. I could assume that's the style of her dress and just looks like a bath towel wraped and tied at her boobs, but I'd prefer to think she really showed up on the red carpet naked with just a towel. Cause I've heard women wrap towels around them like this. Personally I've never seen it, but I make my women leave the towel on the floor.

If you watch TV Land you'd probably guess that a TV Land Awards show would generally consist of a rather old bunch of celebrities. And you're right, very right. The only way you'll find red carpet cleavage that appears above the waistline where it belongs would be to find an older celeb who's hooked up with someone hot and young. Enter Adrianne Curry and her new boobs. Well semi-new, but I don't think we've ever posted Adrianne's implants, so they're new to us. Nice rack. Lucky Peter. We threw Charo in just for no other reason than she looks completely nuts.

T-Mobile held a launch party for it's Sidekick iD last week. It turned out about as many stars as your average movie premiere. I'm assuming the swag consisted of a least a Sidekick or two. Swag for our readers consist of Katie Lohman's, ah, sidekicks? Jenna Jameson was also on hand.

HBO starts up their new season on Sunday with Entourage and The Sopranos. You don't have to be an Entourage watcher to appreciate the insane cleavage fest that made up the Entourage season premiere. Emmanuelle Chriqui was incredibly hot last season and doesn't dissappoint on the red carpert with a neck line down to her navel. I'm not familiar with Malin Akerman, but from these photos I soon will be. And I have no clue what Alessandra Ambrosio has to do with the show, but who cares really.

It's a slow news day and as appealing as posting photos of Courtney Love's disgusting gut sounds, I can't do it. Instead here's a little Mandy Moore, Gwen Stefani and assorted peep from the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I have no idea what kind of awards kids might be choosing, but I'm guessing all the award categories start with stuff like "the super coolest" and "the most awesomest".

 

From this photo of Christina Ricci on the red carpet at the premiere of Black Snake Moan I can only assume the movie was screened on the dirty wall of an alley. Nice place to run a red carpet. Nice side boob picture though. The movie also stars Samuel L. Jackson and Justin Timberlake. I have no idea what in the world it's about but Christina Ricci is in her underwear for the entire trailer , so it can't be all bad. Oh, and a giant chain around her waist. Guess we'll just have to watch the whole film to figure that one out.

There wasn't anything about the 23 premiere I thought worth posting, but after watch Jim Carrey on Jay Leno last night I was bewildered. Jenny McCarthy has regained some looks, well, she looks like Jenna Jameson now, but Jim Carrey's long hair was freakin' me out. He's a couple steps away from a rubber-faced sasquatch.

I'm not British and don't know much about the Brit awards. But there were plenty of red carpet oddities and cleavage worth pondering. Like WTF is up with Joss Stone's red hair. Clearly a hippie on acid used the entire box big box of Crayola's to design that dress, and I can only guess the same guy colored her dome. But I will give him credit for only creating half the skirt. Stephen Tyler continues to defy logic and most laws of the universe. Lily Allen, Mutya Buena (no idea, just a cool name) and Natasha Bedingfield's cleavage round out the bunch.

I guess technically Mayra-Veronica's boobs are Grammy pre- award show clevage, but whatever. It's FHM's sexiest women in of the year in a low cut dress, do you care. This my friend is what award shows are all about. And I'll leave it to your imagination (fantasy) as to just what she's doing with the left hand in her dress.

My pick for the biggest American Music Awards red carpet WTF is Gwen Stefani. The super blonde straight hair in combination with those damn glasses is freakin me out. I will give her points for a rockin post baby body and that short shirt though.

Here's a fine picture of Emmanuelle Chriqui on the red carpet at the Miami Vice premiere. Emmanuelle's quickly risen up my hot list with her role on Entourage as Eric's girl friend Sloan. She's hot enough as it is, as evidenced by this I-wish-it-was a nip slip photo, but then to see her on Entourage kissing some chick in a threesome - forget about it, she's off the charts. I know Entrouage isn't everybody's bag, and I'll admit this third season started out a little over the top, but it's worth a watch for Emmanuelle Chriqui alone.

File under Emmanuelle Chriqui, Entourage.

Natalie Portman has said she will appear completely nude in her upcoming film Goya's Ghosts. And frankly we couldn't be happier. If I've said it once, I'll say it again, or, one more time - nothing screams Oscar like being naked on film. At least that's what girlfriend kept screaming the last time I filmed her nude. (I'm confused though, my name's not Oscar, but I wasn't asking questions at the time). According to the naked celebrity bible - Mr. Skin.com - Natalie hasn't yet taken it all off on film. Best you might get some underwear in Garden State and this nipple see through.
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UPDATE: Natalie Portman will not be getting naked. Confused? Yes, so are we.

The Devil may wear Prada, but Anne Hathaway wears a see through shirt. Very see through. I know the photo is old, but I don't know too much about the Prada movie, only that Anee Hathaway was a hair away from a red carpet nipple slip at the Devil Wears Prada premire. And for those wondering (and we all are) Anne Hathaway has been topless in movies. Check MrSkin.

Avril Livne Says F-You
Excellent red carpet behavior.

Hungarian Porn
It's about time.

Teri Hatcher Almost Puts An Eye Out
Damn. Almost.

Angelina Jolie is Huge in Japan
Did I say Japan? I mean Africa.

Snoog Dogg Gets Caged in London
And it has nothing to do with weed (this time).

Now this is what I'm talking about. Gina Gershon's see through dress would have made the red carpet better. I think this is a photo from an after hours party. My guess is she didn't wear this down the red carpet for the Oscars, but should have.

Trying to recover from my Oscar induced stupor. Hit this great post Oscar party at this place called The Basement. Lots of wine and hot chicks. Angelina even floated by around 2 am. That's when things got interesting. Interesting meaning The Basement is literally the basement in the house, and Angelina not being a fat pregnant Angelina Jolie, but the nickname for the blow up doll I fill with helium. Yeah, it was rockin. See this is the kind of story line the Oscars need to be watchable. I like John Stewart and all, but the Academy Awards just seem so, I don't know, old Hollywood. I don't know that people dig that stuff anymore. At the very least the Ocasrs need more red carpet nipple slips and see through dresses, ala the MTV Music Awards.

This story is really so very old. There have been tons of posts over the last few months about Natalie Portman's shaved head, but I don't think I've ever chimed in. This photo of Natalie Portman at a recent red carpet event clearly shows her without a shaven head - cause this head shaving business is old ass. Portman shaved her head for the movie V for Vendetta, back in May. The photo here is from a Berlin film festival, with her hair grown out a bit. I think Natalie looked good with a shaved head. She's got a great face which allows her to pull it off. The head shaving has come up with again with the movie premiere and some articles where Natalie talks about how she liked having a bald head.

I've made the decision to quit my job and become a red carpet reporter. Because if holding a microphone on the red carpet at the Golden Globes means I am allowed to grab celebrity tit then I'm all for it. And if you think I'm crazy look at this photo of a reporter grabbing Scarlett Johansson's boob. Now that's what I call a job folks. I was pretty excited for a while at the prospect of being a on set, personal groomer for lesbian porn, but celebrity boobs rank higher. And Scarlett Johanssons are among the best.


More Photos at Gorilla Mask.

File under Scarlett Johansson.

Jude Law and Sienna Miller appeared together on the red carpet at the premiere of Sienna Miller's new film Casanova. I'm mesmerized as to why anyone really cares whether Jude and Sienna have broken up or are back together again. Aren't we all out having affairs of our own with hot nanny's? Isn't that enough? And I know you're all having those affairs so don't lie. Jude Law isn't the only one. My 1-800-Shag-A-Nanny service has been booming, so I know you're doing it. Sienna Miller isn't the only one who has to worry about the nanny now. But, see, I've gotten creative. I rent two nanny's - so you can shag one and still have someone to watch the kids! Smart eh.

File under Jude Law and Sienna Miller Together
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Take a look at this photo of Paula Adbul's boobs. These are Paula's breast as were displayed at the recent Emmy awards, on the red carpet. I don't know about you, but I don't remember Paula's breasts looking that big. I'll leave this call up to you, but my take is that Paula got herself some breast implants.

File under Paula Abdul.

E! online is running a special version of the popular show Wild On. The 13 show spin off called Taradise features Tara Reid frantically parting her fake tits off around the globe. If you're fans of Tara's and hit the web you'll find an absolutely staggering number of pictures of Tara Reid drunk - or at least she appears to be - right off her ass. I can think of no other logical explanation to describe the Reid photos I've seen (my opinion of course). What the hell is with this girl? First she flops out a tit on the red carpet and doesn't even realize it. That also lacks an explanation - though I don't think anyone really care's why or how - just that it happened. And now she's seems to be three sheets to the wind just about everywhere you look. Here are additional photos of Tara Reid and the disappearing Nicole Richie.

File under Tara Reid Taradise.

It's always a super news day when a haircut makes news. Forget about starving children, plane crashes or terrorists, Paris Hilton has a new haircut. Paris showed off the new fro at the recent Teen Choice Awards - once of the more important cultural events of the month. Somebody thought Paris Hilton might have been wearing a wig, but I think the locks are real. The bombshell walked the red carpet with the new bob and helped host the awards along with Nicole Richie.

This one is great folks. As if the Tom Cruise Katie Holmes engagement madness isn't enough already, now we've got the Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer Today Show interview to entertain us. If you haven't seen the interview find it, now. I believe the Today Show is rerunning the Cruise interview, not sure when though.

After all of the Katie Holmes madness we had a pretty good idea that Tom Cruise had lost his mind. Although he did seem to be a pretty stand up guy after being squirted in the face on the red carpet for the War of Worlds premiere. But don't be deceived people, that was all a good act. The Matt Lauer interview cemented our case for Cruise insanity.

In discussing his recent clash with Brooke Shields, Tom jumped off the deep end as Matt Lauer talked as the voice of reason and Cruise spouted insanity. Tom is insistent that psychiatry is bunk and that people should not take any form of anti-depressants, or other mind-altering drugs to help their mental condition - under any conditions. Lauer tried politely to point out that he himself knew people who indeed had benefited from such drugs and ask Cruise whether that was acceptable. Tom claimed to be a psychiatry expert and belittled Lauer for his lack of knowledge and research. Cruise couldn't even begin to concede that some people may truly benefit form drug treatment.

Tom Cruise looked absolutely ridiculous and pretty much insane himself. I'm sure the Today show is re-airing the interview just to show the world what an ass Cruise is. That dude seriously needs help, and the scientology ain't cuttin it. So if any of you are in need of mental help don't call a doctor call Tom Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard's gift to psychiatry. What an ass.

The public cried out and a reported listened - hosing down Tom Cruise with a phone microphone full of water. The water squirting occurred during some form of press Q&A on the red carpet, at least I think - and not a minute too soon. Cruise and Katie Holmes have been way over the top with their Paris engagement. I guess the reporting thought they needed a little cooling off after all of the PDA.

Even though Holmes and Cruise seem to have lost their minds in love we'll hand it to Tom for handling it like a stand up guy. No fist fight or Russell Crowe style antics. Cool and collected. It was a stupid as thing to do, but I think that was the reporters point. A little levity for Tom and Katie. Back down to earth for the over the top couple.