I had kind of throught we'd already been through the Lindsay Lohan rehab thing? No. Oh, those were just some AA meetings, not official rehab. OK. Well now Lindsay Lohan really is in rehab. Finally. Though I'd argue this is like reporting that the sun is taken a break from shining. It's called nightime. The suns still hot and it's over in like 12 hours.

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Britney Spears is reportedly taking some "R&R" at the Sanctuary Resort in Arizona. Gossip is that Britney has checked into Rehab after falling asleep (passing out) on New Year's Eve in Vegas. For folks unfamiliar with Sanctuary I can tell you it's not a rehab place, but a posh spa where you go to lie in the sun and do nothing. And seeing as how that's what Britney does anyway it's hardly news.

I know the whole R&R thing is supposedly code for Britney Spears being in rehab. Her publicists should have said she was doing something more believable, like cow tipping or shopping for a new trailer, or practicing shooting beer out of her nose, or squating without underwear. That wouldn't have raised an eyebrow at all.

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