Dashing the hopes of men everywhere it's being reported that Scarlett Johannson will not be playing famous porn star Jenna Jameson. Rumors and gossip have flown around regarding Scarlett taking the role of Jenna Jameson in a film version of her autobiography. Jenna gushed over Scarlett in a recent interview:

"I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy," Jameson said. "I was like, 'This girl could play me.'"

Unfortunately Scarlett's rep says she's never read the script and wouldn't do such a film. Shame too, at this point Scarlett looks about 10x hotter than Jenna.

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Scarlett Johannson is in Barcelona, Spain filming a new Woody Allen movie entitled Midnight in Barcelona. I've dug a lot of Woody Allen's stuff, but let's face it. It's beauty and the beast here. A good stiff wind is going to turn Woody to dust, if Scarlett's breasts don't give him a heart attack first.

A few party pictures of Scarlett Johannson at the Louis Vuitton LOVE party. I couldn't care less about Louis Vuitton's 'spring collection', but Scarlett Johannson makes a pretty good host at any party. Particularly the one in my pants. Amanda Lepose also attended, but I couldn't tarnish this post with those lips.

Scarlett Johansson has made the top of Playboy's Sexiest Celebrity list. Well choosen if you ask us. The likes of Christina Aguilera, Jessica Lopez and Jessica Alba also made the list. Pretty much anyone who is smokin hot and has a rack like Scarlett's. I'd love to see a trend where the top 25 picks also pose nude in Playboy. Until then I'm going to have to work on perfecting my xray vision so I can see through Scarlett's sweater. Something to keep me busy anyway.

Adiana Lima Bikini Pictures - HollywoodTuna

Scarlett Johansson's Funbags Sell Handbags - Egotastic

Mary Carey vs. Mariah Carey - Porn Whore Showdown - Bastardly

Jenna Jameson is Singe - Yeeeah!

Christmas Gifts for Very Naughty People - Adult Toy Guide

Is there really anything more to say. Scarlett Johansson is blessed with one of the most fantastic rack in Hollywood, and therefore, this photo.

Call me a horney sheep. Wait, that just sounds wrong. What is means is I'm posting a photo of Scarlett Johansson just like everyone else. Needless to say her boobs are a welcome addition to anyone's day. As a matter of fact Scarlett Johansson's boobs are so fun even a gay man can't resist himself.

I've made the decision to quit my job and become a red carpet reporter. Because if holding a microphone on the red carpet at the Golden Globes means I am allowed to grab celebrity tit then I'm all for it. And if you think I'm crazy look at this photo of a reporter grabbing Scarlett Johansson's boob. Now that's what I call a job folks. I was pretty excited for a while at the prospect of being a on set, personal groomer for lesbian porn, but celebrity boobs rank higher. And Scarlett Johanssons are among the best.


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These are the kind of hard hitting stories we love. I've come across a few sites, Hollywood Rag being one of them, that have posted photos of Scarlett Johansson walking through an airport with her dog in a bag. It's so insane. How in the hell is this news, and why the F- would anyone care to see Scarlett Johannson with her dog in an airport. I know we post some stupid shit on this site, but it's astounding that the general population craves this stuff. Now if you take just a second to switch around the letters in the word dog, you get Scarlett Johansson photos with God. Now we've got something newsworthy. Until then put away the damn cameras.

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The 911 tape from Scarlett Johansson's recent car accident near Disneyland has been released. The best part about the call was that Scarlett Johansson could not identify the car of the woman that hit her. I know we're not all car experts, but I think most people could look at a car and pretty much figure out what kind it is. Scarlett had to ask the other driver and then still gave an unintelligible answer to the 911 operator. But I say, thank god they released the Johansson tape. I feel so much better. Safer really. As a matter of fact, after hearing Scarlett's calm cool 911 call I don't think I'll ever be in an car accident again. Although that probably has more to do with the fact that I just ran into a pole and totaled by car after trying to do 70 and write this blog while driving with my one good knee. I'm make sure and release this 911 call.

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Fitness Tips from Fergie - People Magazine reports on frontwoman of the Black Eyed Peas Fergie (Stacey Ferguson) and her workout tips. My question is whether any of Fergie's workout includes bladder control exercise? Nude photos of Jude Law recently hit the net as someone snapped him changing out of a swimsuit, then everyone made fun of his penis. It's really not that bad if he was two and a half feet tall. Scarlett Johansson got into a car accident near Disneyland that was reportedly caused by paparazzi. Only sources say it was just lousy driving. Jude Law's wife - Sienna Miller - you know the one he admitted cheating on - scratched up her arm while swimming in the ocean - meanwhile Eva Longoria was hit by a pole during location filming. There you're all caught up.

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Is it just me or do Scarlett Johanssons boobs seem to be everywhere? I keep finding articles about Scarlett's breasts - maybe it's because I keep looking? First it was some story about how she was shocked to seem them larger than life on a billboard and something about her boob were digitally enhanced. Then I read about Scarlett Johansson not wearing a bra on the set of the Island during a love scene with Ewan McGregor. I'm not complaining now. Celebrity boobs in the news are always a welcome distraction from, well, just about any other news. Really wouldn't you rather read a new story about Jessica Alba's boobs as opposed to some stupid shit about Tom Cruise and Brook Shields?