Just caught wind of breaking celebrity sex tape news. Still photos from an alleged Britney Spears sex tape are hitting the net. If you recall there were rumors a while back that Britney and Adnan Ghalib has made themselves a sex tape while in Mexcio. That sounded logical enough all in all, but a tape never turned up. Now these supposed stills for the tape are up on the net. You can hit them here. They're nsfw obviously. Basically some naked chick in the shower. Yeah, she looks like Britney a bit, and they managed to photoshop Britney's tattoo on her wrist, but there seems to be no cesarean scar. So I'm calling them fake. And trust me, we researched the issue. Let me tell you, comparing those nude photos to all of the other supposed Britney sex tapes took some real work. Someone's got to do it.

After Heidi and Spencer went on Tyra and swore there really was a Lauren Conrad sex tape, Jason Wahler continues to deny its existence.

"I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist," Wahler said in a statement. "Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.

"Lauren is my friend," Wahler continues, "and it is insulting to her to suggest this."

This is turning into the mystery of the ages. But, no less of a mystery then the technology used to animate Heidi Montag from an old blow up doll. What isn't a mystery is that Lauren Conrad wears underwear. See, right here.

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We passed last week on propagating the Lindsay Lohan sex tape story. That screen cap was so bad it was ridiculous. Turns out it was fake - this time anyway. Not Lindsay and Callum, just some random BJ from a nasty couple from xtube. Better luck next time I guess. Here's a few snaps of a see through Lindsay after enjoying some dinner last night. She's been playing it pretty straight lately. Maybe she's really reformed this time. Hah, k. Stop laughing already.

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The rumor rags are working overtime today with a juicy story about a possible Kristin Davis sex tape. The original poster appears to be a guy shopping the tape and claims to have a number of still photos. The picture leaked today from the supposed sex tape is so insanely nsfw we can't put it up. The shot features a brown haired girl, who does happen to look a hell of lot like Kristin Davis, giving a blowjob.

Even though it looks like Kristin, but I'm still crying fake. The original post was a blatant push into a Taylor Rain porn site that told you to sign up to see more of the leaked video stills. If it didn't look so much like Kristen I don't think anyone would have bothered, but hey, you never know. If you've already seen the leaked picts, vote below on whether you think Kristen was getting some sex in the city for real. (And if you haven't hit up Egotastic and take a peak - and make sure you come back to vote.)

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Hong Kong film star Gillian Chung has been caught up in a sex scandal that rivals the likes of Paris Hilton. Explicit nude photos of the Chinese actress hit the internet prompting Chung to issue a formal statement acknowledging the images. The nude pictures feature Gillian Chung and another actor Edison Chen engaged in sex acts. The shot were stolen from a personal computer along with some 1,300 other private celebrity photos. (Who's computer was this?) And you know where there's a computer full of photos, videos usually follow. Perhaps Paris can lend her a little assistance on working the job title of 'porn star' into her resume.

This short film featuring Maggie Gyllenhaal and two other girls was made in support of the Writer's Guild strike. In the video Maggie meets two other women both waiting for mystery man. Three three girls decide they won't need their respective men, order a pizza and then get busy with what you can assume is some hot lesbian action. Oh, and the pizza girl joins in. So how in the world does this support the Writer's Strike? Ah,The Sun UK explains:

In the clip, the Secretary star turns up to a hotel room to meet a man only to find two other beauties waiting to see the SAME fella.

The man called AMPiTePa - short for Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers - has stood them all up.

After a spell period of frustration, Maggie takes a swig from her glass of wine and says: "We don't need him. We've got everything we need right here.

"Girls - you want to make an interim agreement?"

I'm not sure anyone's going to get the inside joke, but making a lesbian orgy video is a great way to tell one. Well, that is if it didn't feature Maggie Gyllenhaal.

News of an Amy Fisher sex tape isn't really new. Back in November Amy Fisher reportedly sued to stop the release of the home videos made with her husband Lou Bellera. The lawsuit tried to stop Bellera from selling the private sex videos to Red Light District. Well it looks like things have taken an interesting turn. Instead of fighting the release of the tape Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera are out promoting it! PageSix reports the two are being interview on Larry King and Good Morning America. It's amazing how getting a cut of the action changes things.

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The buzz over Winona Ryders sex tape spoof is a day or so old now, but I figured it's still a worthy addition. The parody video is above. The actual Ryder sex scene from the movie The Ten is below. While her boobs just about fall out of her bra, she simulating sex with ventriloquist's dummy so I'm not sure how much wood you're going to be sporting.

Another celebrity sex tape is on its way out. AVN announced that Vivid will be releasing Kim Kardashian Superstar Part 2, a follow up to Kim's original sex tape with Ray J. Over one hour of 'uncut and uncensored' new material will be on the DVD. How convenient they just found new footage? Amazing how that happens. And why bother saying the footage is uncut and uncensored - isn't that sort of the definition of a sex tape? If it were censored you could post on YouTube and it would be called a 'video'. Ah, whatever. In case you've forgotten what Kim looks like with clothes on, her she is at a recent event.

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All I read yesterday on the net was that there was an Eva Longoria sex tape - maybe with Tony Parker. Well, it's fake, or um, real but not with Tony Parker and it's not a real sex tape. What did I say? The sex tape spoof was made for Will Farrell's site Funny or Die. It's the same place that brought you Pearl The Landloard - which was actually pretty damn funny. Eva Longoria's tape is, well, not. Eva and comedian Eric Christian Olsen put on the typical sex tape schtick with lame results. It would have been far funnier if Eva was actually having sex in the tape. Did I say funnier, I mean hotter. Yeah.

A week ago the White Stripes canceled their remaining tour dates, now the net is buzzing over a Meg White sex tape. I'm not a big enough White Stripes fan to tell if it's really Meg White having sex in the video. The quality is crappy, but I'm sure fans can spot whether it's real for fake (Let us know btw). It does bring up the ongoing question, where is the line between a 'real celebrity sex tape' and just plain old amateur porn? Or perhaps having a sex tape would now qualify Meg White as a celebrity?? Hum, ponder that conundrum while you watch this.

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Put away your equipment guys. Rumors and gossip are flying that there is a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape, some kind of home video made with her camera phone. It's all fake, a big hoax. Some web site (PugBus) made up a 'satirical' story about a Hudgens sex tape with her spread eagle in front of a Christmas Tree, naked and wearing a Santa hat. Something tells me this isn't the kind of thing Disney is going find funny. Vanessa knows better by now, leave the celebrity sex tapes to the pros, like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

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I'd call this another celebrity sex tape, except clearly Toastee Toof is not a celebrity. Who the hell is this? Apparently this chick is from Flavor of Love 2 and has her own sex tape coming out called Toastee Exposed. Toastee Toof got dropped from the Flavor of Love after her previous talents where discovered, which included hard-core somethingerather. Now Vivid Entertainment is selling a sex tape. Among her supposed talents are contortionist abilities. With a name that sounds like a clown in Barnum and Bailey, she's going to have to tie herself up like a pretzel if she even has a hope of turning people on.

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You kind of figured this would eventually happen. A former contestant on American Idol has a sex tape. Olivia Mojica, an Idol singer from season two has a sex video with her boyfriend set to release on May 3. Sources have reported to TMZ.com that it is the 'nastiest tape' they've ever seen. The 40 minute sex tape is being distrubted by Vivid Entertainment, the same people reponsible for selling the recent Kim Kardashian sex tape with Ray J. The DVD will be sold at hardcoreidol.com. Vivid says the foortage was obtained by an 'unidentified third party'.

I've never heard of Olivia Mojica, but didn't watch season 2 of American Idol. She made the top 24, so I guess she might have some notoriety. I question whether this really qualifies as a 'celebrity sex tape'. I think it's just the sex that makes you a celebrity. Which is why I always tell me people how famous I am.

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A British gossip site reports that a Sophie Anderton sex tape is likely to hit the net soon. The video, made with football player Mark Bosnich, was thought to have been destroyed, but opps, guess not. I think the last time I posted on Sophie Anderton she was sporting this fine see through shirt. Which I guess gives you a bit of a preview for what you might see in the sex tape. The biggest laugh is that she thought it was destroyed. Girls, if a guy ever tells you that he 'destroyed' the tape he made of you and him having sex, that translates to "I just burned 10 dvds which I gave to my friends right after I upload the video to YouTube." Source.

TMZ reports that despite pending lawsuits Vivid Entertainment is going ahead with the release of the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape entitle Kim Kardashian Superstar. Mark your calendars for March 21st for the release. Vivid says there will be a new preview of the sex tape next week on the kimsuperstar.com site, which is great, but unless you live under a rock you've probably already seen Kim and Ray J in action one of the original three leaked trailers. I guess we'll find out in a couple weeks if Kim's got the skills of her pal Paris. Source.
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We posted last month on the pending Kim Kardashian sex tape. Well the video is out. PageSix reports that Vivid Video has bought the tape of Ray J and Kim Kardashian for $1 mil. The three year old video, titled Kim Kardashian Superstar is going to be distributed on its own web site - kimsuperstar.com. A clip from the DVD is already out on MetaCafe, you can view the nsfw trailer here. Now who says Paris Hilton is a bad influence.

I guess when you attain the level of skank that Paris Hilton has stuff starts to rub off of you and onto your friends. Now Kim Kardashian has a sex tape. It's been confirmed by TMZ Paris' pal has a sex video of her own. Looks like the Paris Hilton mentor program is working out awesome. No word if Kim Kardashian is pissed over the matter, though video does reportedly include watersports so she just might be.

If you've been dying to know whether Dustin Diamond is really hung like a horse and performs a Dirty Sanchez it looks like you're going to find out. The Screech sex video is finally online. It's about time, we've been in a celebrity sex video drought and Britney's crotch really isn't doing it for me, but the thought of Screech having sex on tape sounds about as scary as asking Jessica Simpson to try recite the lyrics to Row Your Boat. You can watch the Screech sex tape here, but I'm guessing with the traffic they're going to get you're going to be watching the word Loading until the sun burns out. Wet your whistle at xTube.com if you're really in need. Or fire up some Saved By the Bell.

Kevin Federline is now saying (through his attorney) that there he and Britney Spears did not make a Honeymoon sex tape. And that rumors of K-Fed selling the tape for millions of dollars are completely false. Damnit. I really hope this story is the false one and that there is a Spears K-Fed blowjob fest. Because it's clear that Paris Hilton is slacking big time seeing as how she hasn't pumped out a sex tape in months. I had wondered how K-Fed throught he was going to fight for custody of his kids while he was selling sex tapes from the back of a van down by the river. Something tells me those two don't mix, unless maybe you live in Kazahkstan.
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A few days ago a clip of a supposed Britney Spears sex tape made it's way onto Pornotube.com, a sex video sharing site. The blowjob clip looked like it could a fake. But British tabloid The Sun is reporting that indeed there is a Britney Spears Kevin Federline sex tape. The honeymoon video is said to be four hours long and KFed is supposedly trying to sell it for millions. After watching the Spears Pornotube clip I was doubtful that it was really Britney doing the blowing, but in light of more sex tape rumors it's starting to look like there may really be a Spears KFed sex video. And if the video is real, can it top the infamous One Night in Paris sex tape?

It's been a while since we had a celebrity sex tape scandal. Just a day after Britney Spears files for divorce the net is buzzing with word of a Britney Spears sex tape with Kevin Federline. The short video is off a blowjob and has been posted here on PornoTube.com. I'll admit the girl giving the blowjob looks a bit like Britney, but I'm crying fake. All you really see is dick, and who the hell wants to see Kevin Federline's dick anyway. The video has even been branded with a Britney K-Fed sex tape logo, which I can assume is a pretty good way of insuring some form of lawsuit - unless of course the sex tape is real. In which case my vote for best celebrity blowjob still goes to Paris Hilton. And, if that isn't enough BJ action for you check out Chloe Sevigny giving Vincent Gallo a blowjob in The Brown Bunny. The real deal on film. It's a blowjob extravaganza!

Jessica Simspon appeared on MTV's TRL show yesterday to plug her new video Public Affair. The video features other celebrity hotness including Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate and Christina Millan in addition to Simpson famous cans. If it weren't for fact that Public Affair is a 'music' video it might like it'd be awesome. Just imagine for a minute that those chicks were the cast of a celebrity sex tape, not a video featuring crapp music. We can all dream. Here's a nice Simspon side boob shot from the MTV appearance.

This chick is so baffling. What the hell is with these glasses? I typically wouldn't even bother with this, but they're just f-ing retarded. And the crazy hair. Nicole Richie needs to ditch the sunglasses, sit down, have a hamburger or two and for the love of god make up with Paris Hilton so we can see a Nicole Richie Paris Hilton sex tape already. For a little Nicole nostalgia here's a photo of Nicole Richie's tit ring back when she was pudgy.

Here's a quick update on the highly buzzed Kid Rock sex tape. Kid Rock got a California judge to temporarily stop the release of the tape. The AP story on Yahoo news reads:

U.S. District Court Judge John Feikens signed a temporary order that stops David Joseph and his World Wide Red Light District company from distributing or promoting any portion of the tape, including a 40-second preview clip of the video that was previously displayed on Red Light District's Web sites.

Kid Rock's lawyer also said, "We don't deny the authenticity of the tape. But they're using this without his permission to drive the sales of their other products." So from that I take it that Kid Rock's penis has selling power. Isn't that a compliment? To think your penis has sex tape selling power is every guys dream. And how could a sex video really hurt the career of a rock star? Especially Kid Rock. Seems to me it fits right in line with his branding. Now Scott Stapp on the other hand, the tape doesn't quite mess with his Christian Creed schtick.

February is the month of love. First Valentine' Day and then the start of celebrity sex tape season. First we had the Kid Rock sex tape guest staring Scott Stapp of Creed and a stable of big breasted groupies. Now the next sex tape buzz revolves around, who else, Paris Hilton. Which makes sense, cause you figure Paris Hilton's got to be good for at least one sex video a year. This time it's with Playboy model Nicole Lenz. Female First has a report on the lesbian sex details as told by Nicole. Here's snippet:

"Paris had brought all manner of sex toys - to make sure we didn't miss out on anything simply because there was no man in bed with us!".

Music to your ears eh. And this is the chick who refuses to strip for Playboy, yet you just have to fire up the computer to see Paris Hilton having sex on tape. Makes no sense really. But nothing Paris does makes sense. Well, ok having sex with Nicole Lenz on tape, or any Playboy playmate, actually makes pretty good sense to most men. Photos of the Paris Hilton Nicole Lenz sex tape have been spotted, we'll keep you up-to-date. Until then check out Nicole totally naked at here. Nice.

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Courtesy of YouTube we bring you the biggest buzz of the week - a sex tape with Kid Rock and Scott Stapp of Creed. Before you run in horror at the thought of Kid Rock and Scott Stapp having sex with each other, we'll quickly point out that it's with a bunch of female groupies. OK. Now you may press play. The sex tape is old stuff. Apparently from years back with Kid Rock and Creed toured together. As with most celebrity sex tapes it's NSFW, though doesn't show all that much. The porn studio Red Light District has the tape and I imagine is going to be selling it. I can only hope it has like a million of the hottest nude women because it will need it to compensate for the very presence of the hideous Kid Rock and Scott Stapp. Oh and congratulations are in order on Scott Stapp's marriage I here.

I'll admit I didn't know there was a buzz for this until I saw it in our logs. But apparently there is a fake Ashlee Simpson sex tape floating around. I know it's a fake because I shot the tape, and let me tell you, the chick wasn't Ashlee Simpson. It was Jessica. Just kidding. I've seen photos of the sex tape though and it's definitely not Ashlee. Maybe next time.

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In an attempt to prove to the world that he is not what the media portrays - a white trash, hillbilly, lazy ass, free loading, no talent idiot - Kevin Federline has launched a website of his own. The gay Flash intro pokes fun at all the Britney / Federline break up rumors and tabloids then tell us that everything we hear isn't true and we shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. So as not to misrepresent poor Kevin I will quote from the official Federline website:

I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair....there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am.

And if you're really desperate to learn about a celebrity that shouldn't be one, you can even visit him on MySpace, where is has no friends. I think we should judge a book by it's cover and believe all the rumors. People who go to these lengths to try and fight in image or media story are usually trying to hide something, like the fact that he might indeed be a complete no-talent idiot. And I'll let you draw your own conclusions about Britney's sex tape lawsuit.

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Sorry to cast a dark shadow on the holiday season, but it seems there is no Britney Spears Sex Tape. Britney Spears has called out the dogs in response to recent reports that a Pam and Tommy style sex tape existed. The suit has been filed against US Weekly for their coverage of the X-rated video story. Perhaps this is Britney's ploy to strike back after more recent gossip articles on the state of her marriage to Kevin Federline. The tabs have had a field day with stories about K-Fed being kicked out of the house and having his Ferrari taken back. Even funnier has been Britney's fans reaction to the K-Fed feud, which promoted a Divorce Kevin web site, which is probably funnier than any Britney Spears sex tape could even be, if there were one.

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Proving that October is Celebrity Sex Tape month, Page Six is reporting that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covergirl Carolyn Murphy has a sex tape. The 2-hour tape was stolen and may be soon be made public. The tape is said to contain hard core sex and shows Carolyn Murphy very uninhibited. I think we've reached the point where we're going to need a category at the Oscars, or at least the MTV Movie Awards for celebrity sex tapes. Holy cow. First the original Paris HIlton tape, and now the new Paris Hilton sex tape, and even a possible Britney Spears sex tape. It's out of control.

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Ran across of video clip of Nicole Richie during an interview with some media. She's playing with her loose top and the end result is a Nicole Richie nipple slip on film. You can check it out at CollegeHumor.com. I know it's not as good as watching a Paris HIlton sex tape, but how often do you see a scarecrow with nipples? If the Nicole nip slip interview video isn't good enough for you than here's an old pict of Nicole Richies nipple ring.

MSNBC's gossip column is reporting that there is yet another, new Paris Hilton sex tape. This time with Tom Sizemore, the star of Saving Private Ryan. Sizemore claims he's got more size, sorry bad joke, Tom Sizemore claims that after a party at his house Paris Hilton busted some explicit moves and suggested that the two should have sex. And of course if you're Paris Hilton it seems the only way to have sex is on tape, video, or in front of a crowd. The Hilton sex tape is supposed to go on sale today! $24.95. The Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal DVD. Paris denies there is any new sex tape. Seems like there are celebrity sex tapes coming out everyday. We should all be happy about that. And, why shouldn't their be a new Paris Hilton sex tape, she's the queen after all. No word on if Paris' ferret was involved in anyway.

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All of the tabloid TV programs have picked up on the fact that Nick Lachey was in Las Vegas for some charity deal and did not have the ball and chain Jessica Simpson with him. Everyone's looking to throw fuel on the Simpson split up fire. Have Nick and Jessica broke up? Are Jessica and Nick still together? Will we ever see the Britney Spears sex tape? Oh, wait, my mind was wandering. Anyway. Reports are that Nick behaved himself in the land of strippers and legal whores. So that's got to mean he's still will Jessica, or perhaps completely lost his mind. Or trying hard as hell to fool the media. Either way don't believe anything you hear.

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File this one under things you don't want your kids to see. Reports are coming in that Britney Spears is concerned over a sex tape of her and dirty husband Kevin Federline. Apparently a member of Britney Spears team copied the personal home sex video and is threatening to release it. The sex footage is supposed to be a pre-bump Britney. So the world might finally see a Britney and Kevin sex tape. Britney Spears is reportedly concerned. You never know, the reports of the stolen tape could be false, as could this whole story (we only comment on the stuff folks, not report it) but you really tip your hand when it comes to sex tapes if you start freaking out when someone says they have one. See, even if they don't, and you throw the big freak, it pretty much confirms that you've probably made a sex tape, and didn't keep very good track of it (I keep my tapes hidden right behind the pop tarts, never had a problem). And I'd go so far as to say you probably made several home sex tapes and didn't keep an eye on them. It's just my guess, but I'd say this could be the case when it comes to a Britney and Kevin's sex video. Again, assuming a tape exists. Until then you can always look at Janet Jackson's hidden nude tape.

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A video of Janet Jackson sunbathing naked has surfaced on the internet. It was obviously taken without Janet Jackson knowing and the photographer appears to stand behind some bushes. Janet Jackson lays on her back completely naked on a lounge chair and then flips over. And Janet Jackson IS totally naked folks. I can't imagine this is going to go by without the hammer coming down on someone. I can only guess that downloads of the video will be huge, considering nude celebrity videos are about the most searched for thing on the internet.

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As most of your know, or perhaps should unless of course you have more important things to do than follow essentially meaningless celebrity gossip, Kate Moss has recently been caught doing drugs - and on tape no less. Actually I have no idea if Kate Moss knew she was being taped or not. Who cares really. And never mind all the dialogue is in a foreign language. We all hope Kate Moss gets well and that the next tape she's found on is a Kate Moss sex tape.

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Paris Hilton's engagement is over. Hilton has officially announced the end of her engagement to shipping heir Paris Latsis. No shocker here really. Only confusing thing about Paris calling off the wedding is her reference to an active career. Uh, career, what would that be. I don't think partying your ass off and appearing on the cover of Vanity Fair half-naked really qualifies as a career. I did hear Paris Hilton is working on a CD, but that sounds more like a waiting disaster than the start of a career. May she was referring to famous Paris HIlton sex tape? I guess you might call making home made porn a career, if you're desperate. Here's Paris's quote to the Associated Press on breaking her engagement to Paris Latsis.

"I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly, I do not want to make that mistake... I'm still young and still have a very active career that I'm not prepared to give up. I have worked very hard to get to where I am. Paris is a great guy and we will handle this with dignity and respect."

File under Paris Hilton End Engagement, Paris Latsis.

Tommy Lee's stab at a reality show airs tonight on NBC. Tommy Lee Goes to College follows the moronic rocker as he attempts to go back to school. Filmed last fall at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus the reality show put's Lee through his paces as a college students and sounds like it would rival Lee in stupidity. Perhaps one high point is Tommy Lee's sexy tutor Natalie Riedmann, a one time Miss Nebraska. Photos of Natalie Riedmann may soon show up in FHM as she's drawn attention from the pack of popular breast bearing men's magazines. Tommy Lee recently appeared on Comedy Central's roast of his ex-wife Pamela Anderson. Lee and his giant penis and sex tape received almost as many jokes as did Pamela Anderson's tits. Wait and see whether Lee's Back to School turns out to be the biggest joke of them all.

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Yet another celebrity sex tape. When will these people ever learn. A Colin Farrell sex tape has surfaced after Farrrell's ex Nicole Narain reported tried to distribute the tape to some sort of porn business. What is somewhat funny is the language used to describe the agreement that Colin Farrel and Nicole Narain had regarding the sex tape. The AP reports:

"The two had an intimate relationship 2 1/2 years ago and both agreed that the 15-minute tape that shows the couple having sex would be jointly owned by them and would remain private, according to the suit. "

I like how the phrase 'jointly owned' is used. Don't you think that when you have to describe a sex tape as being jointly owned your destined for issues. "Ok honey, let's make this tape, but remember it's 'jointly owned', so don't go selling it without cutting me in. I've got you saying it's jointly owned on tape now baby, OK, and in the middle of sex, make sure you scream out "this sex tape is jointly owned'." That's really romantic. I think at that point you might want to reconsider the whole thing.

In the troubled times the world faces today the American people can't bear to have Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton mad at each other. It is time they kiss and made up. And it would seem that Fox agrees. People and Us Weekly magazines are reporting that producers of The Simple Life have their hopes set on ending the Richie Hilton feud so that the two divas can return to The Simple Life for a fourth season.

There would certainly be plenty of material to chronicle in the lives of these two nuts. First you've got Paris Hilton's wedding to Paris Latsis AND Nicole Richie's upcoming wedding with Adam Goldstein (aka DJ-Am - boy that's gay). Nicole and Paris just belong together. Like vanilla ice cream and apple pie. Hot dogs and baseball. They help epitomize the twisted materialist sex-starved state of our great country. Who else is going to pump out the sex tapes - you know Paris is got that task down. We can only hope that one day there will be a Paris Hilton Nicole Richie sex tape. That is where our dreams lie - and that is why the fight must end. Tears must be shed and the the breasts must be beared. Reunite Nicole and Paris Fox - for the good of all man-kind.