During yesterdays Indy 500 practice runs Danica Patrick hit a member of a competitors pit crew. Her car's front left corner caught the guys leg's and flipped him over resulting in a concussion and multiple facial lacerations. Watch the clip of the accident, you can't quite see exactly where his noggin ended up, but it looks like he did a face plant into her back tire. Ouch.

The Miami Dolphins held cheerleader tryouts at a local area mall over the weekend. From the looks of the girl in this picture I'd say they are on the right track. I'd always imagined this was the way Lindsay Lohan jumped into bed. Good strategy by the Dolphins though. At least this year fans will have something worth watching.

 

I haven't watched much hockey lately and apparently neither has anyone else. But the NHL has a secret weapon to gain new sporting fans - Lauren Conrad. Lauren now has her own blog on the NHLs site so she can talk hockey. Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. Here's an excerpt:

I grew up in Orange County but now live in LA, so its easier for me to get to Kings games and I've become a Kings fan. Funny enough though, I've been going to Kings games with friends I grew up with in Laguna Beach, in the heart of Ducks country.

Fascinating. The Hills is bad enough, but now these fake personas are invading the sporting world! I can't wait until football season to read Spencer run down the spreads each week. Here's some snaps of Lauren out faux shopping.

After being seen out and about with girlfriend Gisele - and sporting a 'boot' on his ankle - Tom Brady has now gone absent from the paparazzi's glare. We'll assume he's actually getting ready for next week's game, but we're also left wondering what was up with the boot antics. Tom was spotted with a protective boot on his right foot, leading the press to believe he was nursing an ankle injury. But soon after it was gone. Belichick and crew are predictably tight lipped, but we can't help but wonder if this was a little bait for the sake of media hype. What do you think? Vote below.

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The Dallas Cowboys lost yesterday to the New Giants. Over the last couple weeks the media has been giving Tony Romo plenty of crap for dating Jessica Simpson and blaming her for Tony's poor on-field performance. Hey, let's face it, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to put the pieces together after Jessica Simpson comes to a Dallas game and Tony Romo has his worst game in history. In this clip of a press conference with Terrell Owens he tries to depend Romo against the unfair scrutiny of the media and then T.O. turns on the water works and starts crying. Classic.

We just posted on the suprising news that Pamela Anderson is pregnant, so I figured, why stop the trend. Athlete's have penises too. The New Jersey Net's Jason Kidd is having a baby with model Hope Dworaczyk. For a minute I thought this one was all scandalous, but then I remembered Jason divorced Joumanna a year ago. (And just check out what he gave up.) Despite being a 'model', his girlfriend Hope Dworaczyk is short internet pictures which is why you're looking at Jason Kidd's mug and not Hope's. Congrats to Jason and his model.

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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen was spotted on the streets of NY with New England Patriot's Tom Brady. Let's hope Tom was paying attention to the Dallas Eagles game a few weeks back. You know, the one were Tony Romo played the worst game of career. The one where Jessica Simpson was in the stands and the Cowboys lost. Yeah, that one. For the sake of football fans everywhere I think Gisele and Jessica should hook up and sit this one out at home. If there's any doubt what distraction Gisele might pose check out any of these pictures below. Like this see through one, or this thong picture, or these braless pokies. So, you ready to play football now, right?

 

The Dallas Cowboys were upset yesterday by the Eagles. The Eagles! And I'll give you two D-sized reason reasons why. Tony Romo's new girlfriend Jessica Simpson was in the stands to watch him play. And what do you know, Tony Romo has the worst game of his career. Coincidence? I think not! Just goes to show that you can't play football with a raging hard-on. Unless Dallas wants to ruin an otherwise good season the temptress Simpson had better watch from home.

 

I don't know who dresses like this to play football. I'm sure in context Renee Zellweger's sporting attire made sense, but who cares about context, that ruins everything. Instead we can look at these picts and wonder what the hell that face is she's making and marvel at her catching skills. You'd think she plays for the Cardinals. (ha Adam)

Everyone seems to irrationally love Derek Jeter. Even the President and Mickey Mantle. Jeter's new Topps card has George Bush in the audience and Mickey Mantle in the dugout. Really. It seems someone did a bit of creative Photoshop work right before the card went to print and now Topps is stuck with it. Comedy. Soruce.

GoDaddy.com is at it again this year with new Superbowl Commercials. The commercial that was actually approved to air was OK, but better are the rejected versions. Like this nod to Sharon Stone's crotch in Basic Instinct. Big boobs sell anything, even domain names. See the rejected one here.

Yahoo reports the Net's Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife Joumana citing extreme cruelty.

The divorce filing came less than a day after the 33-year-old NBA player filed a domestic violence complaint seeking a temporary restraining order against his wife.

"Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife today on the grounds of extreme cruelty over a long period of time," Kidd's attorney, Madeline Marzano-Lesnevich, said in a statement Tuesday.

I've got to post one more quote, because I don't have the ability to invent the level of crazy that Jason claims Joumana attained.

The papers accuse Joumana Kidd of kicking, hitting, punching and throwing household objects at her husband as she became "increasingly controlling and manipulative" in the last few years of their union.

According to Kidd, his wife had tracking devices installed on his cars and computers and has harassed his trainer, friends and family.

Sounds like she should have just taken him to the Vet and gotten one of those pet tracking chips put in his neck, might have saved a lot of time. If my spouse were making $18 million dollars a year to run up and down some planks of wood I would have probably invested my time inventing magnets for his shoes and a steel floored basketball court to make sure that cash cow never ended.

The US Open women's finals are tomorrow so I figured a Maria Sharapova post was in order. She has not yet beaten Mauresmo, but who cares. The Sharapova camel toe picture is old, but really, how you can wrong. Isn't this what women's tennis is all about. Sharapova also has the nice tennis grunt going. She's noiser than Monica Seles in heat. If you're looking for some more Sharapova pictures, the 6' 3" beauty has also done Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

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My days as a European playboy have drawn to a close, so I haven't been following the whole World Cup Soccer thing. But I've found two great reasons to start watching, which can be summed up in one wonderful word - boobs. Because if this is how women sit around and watch the sport of soccer in Europe then this is my sport. Click the photo to see the NSFW version of Pamela David's massive nipple slip.