It's been ages since we spotted Tara Reid out and about. And well, things haven't changed much. I'm assuming she isn't sauced seeing as how it's daylight and she's shopping, but she still always has that out of control sloppy look to her. The big jugs, no bra, nipples every which way. Like they're swinging in the wind just about to spin her out of control like a fan missing one its blades. Good to have her back.

I'm almost certain I've posted on Tera Reid before with that exact same post title. I'm just too lazy to check, but I'm always amazed when Tera showers off and shows up looking like this. It's the kind of thing that give you hope and inspiration that life has a bright side and scientists just might be able to actually cure Britney Spears. Here's a couple more snaps of Tara looking like a real life girl at the Smart and Live Earth event. (FYI recent clinical studies show that 52% of Crunch readers think Tara is washed up.)

It's been a while since Tara Reid gossip crossed our front page. And it seems that lack of buzz might be costing poor Tara. PageSix reports that Tara Reid had to mark down her appearance price from $30G all the down to $3,500 for an appearance at an event called the 'Hookers Ball' in Darwin, Australia. You can check out the flyer here. Classy stuff. It even says right on the poster that it's a 'raunchy event'. You'd think with her partying skills people would pay a premium to have her at an event like that. Here's a few picts of her shopping recently. You decide, washed up or not? Vote below. Oh, and here's some classic bikini action shots from last summer to help you make the right decision.

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After weeks and months of Lindsay bashing and Britney's VMA meltdown we'd almost forgotten about Tara Reid. Shame on us. Here's Tara doing something in London, it's probably not important, nor really that interesting. What is noteworthy is that she seems to have the breasts of an 80 year-old porn star. Didn't she those things reduced? Tara's got her days where she looks good, and I'm highly in favor of the braless lifestyle, as a matter of fact I'm actually the club president, but this has got to be stopped. When you face the chance of people mistaking your boobs for your knees it's time to strap em in, Tara.

Tara Reid was spotted at the beach wearing what looked like half a burlap sack. There really isn't much that's less see through than burlap. For a minute I mistook it for a bit of modesty. But wearing burlap doesn't matter much when you just pull up your sack and just show people your stomach.

Tara Reid hit the beach and played some football. I have no idea what's going on with her stomach, perhaps a precursor of the full-body leathering to come? What I do know is that her boobs are intact. Looks like she starting to slip a bit here. It's actually a testament to her immense skill considering she can juggle those girls and catch a football at the same time.

Tara Reid was at the 16th Annual Music Video Production Association Awards at the Orpheum Theatre looking pretty good. I'd actually forget she existed for a few moments, with the idiocy that is the life of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan rotting my senses. Tera Reid's looking damn good. A far cry from the days when she walked around looking like a braless bag lady. You've got to wonder how far down on the evolutionary scale Britney Spears is if Tara Reid can clean herself up and Britney still walks around looking like this.

This YouTube video of Tara Reid counting down to midnight on New Year's eve is destined to be a classic. It's start out fine, 10, 9, 8, but it's now long before she's missing numbers and then jumps to the thirties. At one point I swear she's counting up. It's like a train wreck, it's just counting, but you can't stop yourself from witnessing the stupdity.

This might just be the rare photo of Tara Reid in a bikini where the focus of the picture is not her giant boobs. Instead it's Tara Reids hideous sunglasses, goofy bandana and fantastically attractive expression that actually pull attention away from her bikini clad jugs. Oh, wait, no, I looked, yeah, nevermind, it's the jugs.

I'm not real sure why I'm posting this. I guess it's Tara Reid's hypnotic gaze (giant boobs and deep cleavage) drawing me in? Just amusing I guess. I try to dream up a context for some of these celebrity photos and in my wildest fantasies I can think if any good reason for them. Perhaps Tara was pretending to be a Japanese tourist and wanted to be photographed in front of random inanimate objects?

So we're gearing up for a topless and debaucherous holiday weekend, so before full inebriation kicks in we thought we'd throw up a link list to the best celebrity nipple slips. Call it a celebration of the independence of the nipple. A slip list would not be complete without Paris Hilton falling out at her video shoot. Recently crowned MILF Gwen Stefani gave a peek at the MTV Awards. Keira Knightley Esquire side view slip is a good one as well. And perhaps the queen of the nipples, Bia Ling and her giant pair. Without a doubt one of the most popular celeb slips came courtesy Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Awards, a fantastic side view full boob shot.

Then there is the celebrity braless category, which includes the incomparable Jessica Alba MTV Awards Appearance - more of a celebrity see through kind of thing really. And of course man girl Brooks Shields pecks. (Sorry about that one!). Clear your palette with a Keira Knightley beach see through. And a nice Sheryl Crow see through. And let us not forget the total mess that is, Tara Reid's big fake cans.

We're not totally sure of the official nip rules, but for sake of celebration we're going to throw in few nipple moments that are really more than a slip, more like celebrities just letting their boobs hang right out. Pamela David watching soccer for starters. Jodie Marsh's giant boobs have reached the point of no return. And what the hell, let's throw in some Maria Sharapova Cameltoe, just for good measure. And for those viewers who still haven't got their fill of celebrity nakedness we'd recommend finishing yourself over at MrSkin.com.

Another one for the Tara Reid see through scrapbook. I wish I could tell you our obsession with Tera Reid's breasts equated to flattery, but that fact is those things are a mess. So it's more like bewilderment. She's a cute girl, why did she go mess things up with wackly implants. I'm all for the big boobies, but keep it real.

One more photo to demonstrate how Tera Reid's bad breast implants continually upstage Tera Reid herself. What is with these things? It looks like she stuffed two cantaloupes down her shirt and couldn't even be bothered to aim the rubber nipples in the right direction. Damn women. Just look at these things.

To my well trained eye's Tera Reid looks a bit disproportionate these days. I can appreciate Tera Reids big fake tits, which have grown to have a personality all their own, but what happened to that ass?

As part of my philanthropic activities this holiday season I've take up a fund to buy Tara Reid a bra. Tara Reid's giant boobs are out of control and obviously need some assistance. Not to mention that this photo of Reid looks like the morning after a rough night. Maybe some make up, or a plastic surgeon should also be included in Tara's charity fund. The very least should be some form of crane sized counter-weight for her chest. At this point Tara's boobs are likely to have small children ducking in fear.

For more on the adventures of Tara's Breasts may be suggest, the mystery of the hyponotizing boobs, or Tara's Misadventures in fashion.

File under Tara Reid, big boobs.

If you look at this picture it becomes clear that Tara Reid is no longer really Tara Reid, but more like a walking pair of fake tits. Despite Tara's giant saucer like gaze I defy you to look at anything but Tara Reid's boobs. It's really not possible. She has morphed into a walking set of boobs and you can't hardly see her for anything else, aside from maybe a drunken party girl, which again is all about the boobs. Tara, cover em up once in a while.

Celebrity Link Crunch

Paris Hilton's Halloween Costume

Mariah Carey's Boobs Somehow Help the World

More Halloween Photos with Heidi Klum and Seal

Jessica Simpson's Boobs again - so who cares about her in therapy.

MSNBC.com's gossip page has a great article on Sharon Osboune mouthing off about other celebrities. You've got to love Sharon Osbourne for jumping off her broom and stirring the Crunch pot. She thinks Madonna is full of shit, and Melanie Griffith has destroyed herself - to which we couldn't agree more - Melanie Griffith is damn frightening looking. I will never understand the attraction to fish lips. If you're really in for scary plastic surgery take a look at Steve Erhardt.

Celebrity Link Crunch

Hollywood Tuna thinks Mandy Moore looks good

Tara Reid and her cleavage are a deer in headlights

Defamer says Lindsay Lohan goes to the bathroom with men

Egotastic reports on Jennifer Alba and porn

File under Madonna, Sharon Osbourne Hates Madonna.

Here's a few halloween costume ideas we'd like to pass on in the name of celebrity fashion. We've hand picked the best halloween costume ideas based on such superficial attributes as star power, wealth, weight, degree of general annoyance and overall stupidity. Here we go with our celebrity costume run down for Halloween 2005:

The Crunch suggests that:

Paris Hilton dress up as Nicole Richie, then Nicole wears a Tara Reid costume, and Tara Reid dresses up like the hobo on my corner, oh wait, that's not a costume.

Kevin Federline might want to pull up his pants, stop playing golf and dress like a respectable dad. This halloween we've love to see Donatella Versace put ON a mask, of any form, and STOP scaring people. Jennifer Garner makes the obvious best pumpkin, unless she's popped by Halloween.

And I reverse my earlier pick of Nicole Richie going as Tara Reid and just say that Nicole quickly put on a few pounds so she can go as a broom stick. If Paris want's to ride her I'd pay 5 bucks to watch. And really, if Paris HIlton could just put on any form of clothing it would be like wearing a costume.

For this Halloween's biggest scare we can only hope that the we can see the Britney Spears sex tape. We've already had the frightful sneak peak with Janet Jackson sunbathing nude playing butt bongo, so we're geared up for a bigger Britney and Kevin scarefest.

And for the this years most perfect Halloween costume idea, let me present Lindsay Lohan as a crash test dummy. As for me I've spent my life savings on all of Britney's clothes and nasty sandals from the auction and will be dressing up as Britney Spears.

File under Britney Spears, Halloween Costumes.

The is the first comic installment of what we call "T-Shirts We Dare A Celebrity to Wear". We hand picked some of our favorite funny humorous and just plain offensive t-shirts and paired them up with the celebrity we think would get a good laugh wearing them. Funny design tees are popular as ever. Britney Spears even sported her own custom tee to an awards show. But celebs need to get some balls wear some really funny stuff. The shirts come from some of our favorite online shops including DeezTeez.com, Design You Can Wear and Busted Tees. Have a laugh on us. Click the shirts to hit the shops.

Anyone dating Paris Hilton

The party shirt for Tara Reid.

Tom Lee needs this shirt for university.

 

Bill Clinton

Puffy P. Daddy Diddy needs to spread this news

Another good one for Paris

 

George Bush

Gwyneth Paltrow's message to Chris Martin

Jessica Simpson

 

File under Celebrity T-Shirts.

Just making good on a daily dose of celebrity see through dresses. This time we've got Tara Reid's see through dress, from I don't know here, nor do I care. This is nothing compared to Tara's pass nip slip adventures in front of the media. Actually that was more a full boob slip in from of a whole press crew. And Tara Reids big fake boob was really more frightening then sexy. I'd stay with the see through dress routine if I were Tara. Lettin' the girls loose is a little much.

File under Tara Reid.

The countless photos on Tara Reid appearing to be drunk out of her mind account for Reid's lose of dignity - just an fyi there. But now it seems Tara has lost her 'designer' handbag. Her handbag was stolen at an airport in the Spanish isle of Ibiza. Really not much of a story except for the fact that it contained a reported $180,000 in jewelry. I just have to make a small recommendation - and this is not aimed directly at Tara of course (wink wink) - if you plan on going out and getting shit-faced in front of the world night after night, you just might not want to try and carry around a hundred G in your purse. I once had a wallet stolen - and let me tell you - it had everything to do with laying in a pool of vomit.

File under Tara Reid.

E! online is running a special version of the popular show Wild On. The 13 show spin off called Taradise features Tara Reid frantically parting her fake tits off around the globe. If you're fans of Tara's and hit the web you'll find an absolutely staggering number of pictures of Tara Reid drunk - or at least she appears to be - right off her ass. I can think of no other logical explanation to describe the Reid photos I've seen (my opinion of course). What the hell is with this girl? First she flops out a tit on the red carpet and doesn't even realize it. That also lacks an explanation - though I don't think anyone really care's why or how - just that it happened. And now she's seems to be three sheets to the wind just about everywhere you look. Here are additional photos of Tara Reid and the disappearing Nicole Richie.

File under Tara Reid Taradise.