If this isn't a good way to start your Thursday I don't know what is. Eva Mendes is topless in the latest issue of Italian Vogue. You can always count on the European publications to just let everything hang out. Eva's photoshoot is a little odd though, like the banner picture where she's jammed under a glass tray. Or the picture of her sucking her toes. Those crazy Italians. Click with care as title Eva Mendes topless pretty much means, ah, yeah she's topless. So yes, nsfw.

It's been a brutally slow news day, but we're still trying to spread some love to the readers. And who better to spread love than a naked Adriana Lima in April's GQ. Here's some nice behind the scenes footage from the beacside photo shoot in Mexico. No pesky bikini tops, or bottoms, just Adriana. Nude. While Adiana's not flashin' the nipples Bai Ling style, the clip is only marginally safe for work. (And yes, the massive Style.com branding sucks on the embed, but the clip is definitely worth it. And hell, who am I kidding, it's free naked supermodel video. So, ah. thanks!).

It's probably a shock to no one that Eliot Spitzer's alleged call girl has done Girls Gone Wild. Joe Francis initially offered Dupre big money to appear in some of his productions, but then realized, oh, she already has. And not just once, but seven times. The AP video clips lays it all out. Unfortunately it doesn't actually show any boobies, because, well, it's the Associated Press and they don't have the rigorous standards we do. Ashely Dupre even gets her freak on with a couple chicks for the obligatory girl-on-girl GGW action.

The who, the when, the where, or even the how, don't really matter. It's Monica Bellucci in black and white. Few nsfw peeps in there too so click with care.

You'll be hard pressed to find a stranger hybrid celebrity than Dita Von Teese. Being married to Marilyn Manson is odd enough, but regularly performing topless burlesque shows and campaigning for an organization like PETA? That's quite the combo. Von Teese took most of it all this week at Erotica 2007 in London. A slew of pasty filled pictures after the break to help put the retro in your holiday weekend. Click here for more Dita.

Mena Suvari took off her shirt for the recent issue of Italian Vanity Fair. She's definitely topless but doing her best to cover up her little bits. Not like we haven't seen those in American Beauty, eh? I think I must have missed the memo on this one but is Mena Suvari a lesbian now? What's up with the short hair? I'm not complaining mind you, just saying. Inquiring minds want to know.

A potential scandal is brewing over American Idol Antonella Barba's topless photos. The boards are buzzin with the Idol gossip after the top 24 started crooning this week. The topless pictures of Antonella were apparently taken on a beach with some friends. There are party picts too that aren't the most flattering (neither is the one of her sitting on the toilet). Might not be much of a scandal if she's voted off tonight though. You Better Watch It has picked Antonella as one of the bottom two tonight in their weekly Idol Predictions. I don't think there's ever been a nude American Idol scandal before. Antonella Barba may be the first.

The contents of Paris Hilton's storage unit where recently auctioned off for $2,775 after Paris neglected to pay the $208 bill. Now someone has gone through (sniffed) every item and put them all online. Bardia Persa has created ParisExposed.com, a pay site where you can supposedly see private videos, including more Paris sex tapes, nude photos and even read her private letters. The only thing missing from the collection is the turnstyle Paris keeps at her bedroom door and the 40-gallon barrel of condoms she calls her nightstand.

I'm not to versed on Keeley Hazell. But after seeing the topless photos of Keeley Hazell in FHM UK Edition I think I have a favorite new pair of boobs. Man alive. Click the photo for a full NSFW view. Keeley is smokin hot. And with a natural pair of breaticles that are simply amazing. Enjoy ya'll.

Perhaps I'm simple and easily entertained, but I find endless humor in people making retarded fools of themselves. I guess that's why I like watching American Idol. This video of Kate Moss topless jumping around like a drunken lunatic is endlessly comical. I can only assume this was some for of art piece? I did see it originally posted on ShowStudio.com. It's NSFW, but still tame. Moss's little boobies barely move as she spastically jumps around in front of a red background, then falls into it and tears it up. Laugh away. It's fashion man.