More from the breast obsessed Trya Banks. As if feeling up Rosie O'Donnell wasn't enough she was spotted giving some lovin' to a New York city waiter. Story goes Tyra and Russell Simmons lunched together and a misunderstanding resulted in the neither of them paying the bill. Tyra made good the next day and left the waiter a hundered dollar tip - and what looks like a little motorboat action? Nice.

Source: Wenn.com

Here's one to file in the grossest things ever category. Rosie O'Donnell got felt up by Tyra Banks. Fundamentally I have no problems with Trya Banks running around feeling people up. When she did it to Katharine McPhee that was just swell. Ok more than swell. But seeing her Tyra grab Rosie O'Donnell's boobs is only going to help Viagra sells. On the bright side of things if Tyra continues being this touchy feely her next male guest may score himself a supermodel handjob. Watch the video of Tyra feeling up Rosie here.

American Idol Katharine McPhee appeared on the Tyra Banks show, and among the mind blowing topics covered was whether or not Katharine McPhee's boobs are real or fake. It's hard hitting topics like this that have put Tyra on the map as a journalist you know. To demonstrate her boobs are indeed real Katharine let Tyra Banks feel her up. (What a world we live in when this is on TV).

I know the general concensus is that Trya is as dumb as a snail, but ponder this for a minute. Let's see any guy out there try and convince a hot chick who says her boobs real to let him test them by feeling her up. It's the ultimate move. You know you've tried it - and FAILED. This time Tyra is the one holding the goods.

Click her for the video of Katharine McPhee getting felt up.

I don't want to say that Tyra Banks new SI cover looks Photoshop'd, but... the Tyra Banks SI cover looks REAL Photoshoped. Compare that to Tyra's old SI bikini cover. Yeah, they look the same, except that Tyra Banks looks like she's now made out of the plastic. Watch this video of her 'trying' to fit into the old bikini. They should have gone the extra mile and photoshoped out some of the ego, or just turned her into one of those giant headed Brat characters. With the nice makeup. That would have been cool.

Fans of Sports Illustrated annual swimsuit edition may already know that Tyra Banks is making a 'historic' appearance wearing the same swimsuit she wore 10 years ago on the cover (back when she was hot). I should say 'trying' to wear the same suit. You can imagine that after Tyra rants like this you know she's not going to fit into that bikini. Watch the video clip of Tyra trying on the bikini and you're clearly see what ten years has done. Stylists try and help, but well, you watch.

Tyra Banks is addressing all the people who have called her fat after she appeared to be fat in a recent swimsuit picture. If you had a chance to see Tyra Banks on Larry King recently you'd quickly realize she couldn't be more full of herself if she climbed up her own ass. If she wants to really prove that being fat is OK then let's see the winner of America's Next Top Model clock in at 200 plus. Tyra may not actually be fat, but she's definitely 2,000 pounds of annoying.

In what seems like a desperate attempt for attention talk show host and supermodel Tyra Banks underwent a televised sonogram to prove that her boobs are real. Additional Dr. Gary Fisher from ABC's Extreme makeover also performed a touch test (felt her up) to prove the Tyra Banks does not have fake boobs. The show fits right in line with our vision for an all breast network. And it's clear that Tyra Banks and her real boobs would be perfect for our line up. Seriously though, I can understand Tyra's frustration with everyone saying she has fake tits. I've told people for years that I have an 18-inch penis and no one believes me. Finally I too had to prove it. There was that one morning my barista just wouldn't believe me and I had to whip it out on the counter right next to my non-fat latte. Quite a scene.

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But it sure looks like her. A recent issue of porn magazine Xtreme features a Tyra Banks look a like on the cover. The cover headline is also "Totally Tyra". The combination of the two was responsible for several passer bys of my local news stand to walk straight into a nearby light pole. Myself included. Heed my warning, look where you're going.

I hope you too had the displeasure of listening to Tyra Banks on Jay Leno. A pleasure to look at - a displeasure to listen to. Bank's told mind numbing stories about how she's scared of whales and was literally afraid when she saw the large whale in Finding Nemo (a cartoon we'd like to point out). Oh, and then Tyra Banks gave advice on how to look better in your driver's license pictures. This complete with idiotic demonstrations of her mugging it up. The only thing more harmful than listening to Banks' ramblings might have been to fall unconscious through the front of my TV into her cleavage.

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