There's probably a good explanation for why Victoria Beckham is dressed like a robot. Well, maybe. I'm not sure what kind of life forms they have on her planet, but I'm pretty sure that here on earth the human body is not meant to bend that way. My cousin once looked just like that after going over the handle bars of her bike - and she ended up in the hospital. Of course she wasn't put together out of scrap metal, bolts and have machine guns for nipples.

David Beckham now has giant ass billboards in L.A. advertising the Razr phone. So if you're on one of the five people who isn't yet tired of hearing about David Beckham playing soccer in the U.S. then, well, enjoy. Poshy now gets to fulfill what was always her destiny - the ultimate robotic soccer MILF.

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Putting an end to rumors that have for weeks dominated not a single media outlet and captivated the attention of maybe 5 people, the Spice Girls have announced they are reuniting. Perhaps this will provide a actual reason for any of us to a care what Victoria Beckham has been doing other than reporting on her giant nipples. Here's a few current picture of the Spice Girls to prove they're all still alive. They begin touring in December. Which means they have the summer to polish up their level of suck before hitting the road.

Victoria Beckham has launched her own line of Poshy jeans called Denim by Victoria Beckham. She brought out the girls to thrown down a trademark Posh robo-pose for photos at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York. The only mistake I can see is that she has this shirt on backwards. I'm no denim afficiando, but clearly those are some revolutionary white jeans. That shade of white is so, uhmm, ah, white?

Victoria Beckham showed up at the Glamour Women's Awards wearing the what has to be the worlds shortest mini skirt. Forget calling it a crotch slip or upskirt, Victoria's crotch is just hanging out the bottom. I don't think you can technically call it a mini-skirt. It some form of other clothing I like to call awesome. Really why bother wearing it at all, just throw on a t-shirt and underwear and hit the red carpet. Ah, what the hell keep the micro-skirt and lose the underwear. There we go.

I'm well aware of the finer points when it comes to photography, wide angle lenses and perspective, really I am, but that doesn't stop me from laughing at these photos of Victoria Beckham in some extremely blue jeans. Process blue in fact. She looks like a bobble head. I'll blame that on the wide angle lens, as for the haircut, blame that on a lawnmower.

 

David Beckham and Posh Spice attended the 2007 Sports Industry Awards in London. The two of them both look like they cut their hair with string trimmers. Although Poshy's looks good. I love Victoria's pose though. She looks like a mannequin. I looked through a lot of pictures to choose these (mainly to see if I could see up her skirt - you can't) but in every one she looks the same. I forgot where I was really going with this, the whole Victoria upskirt thing sidetracked me, so, well, there you go.

Seriously are those things for real? They're huge. I'm not complaining or anything. I think the hat that David Beckham is wearing is probably some form of protection. Bai Ling and Victoria Beckham could joust each other with those nips.

Victoria Beckham is reportedly in talks with NBC to do a reality show.

The program would primarily revolve around Victoria's fashion business, DVBStyle and her impending move to America with her husband and children.

"It's not going to be like The Osbournes," adds the source. "But everyone will be pretty amazed at the TV show. It will be so different."

When I think different I invision a reality show that puts Posh Spice to work. Eight hours a day cutting raw diamonds out of the earth with those nipples. That's different. You want to get real crazy, have her lose that pout and crack a smile while she does it. That's off the chart.

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This picture of Victoria Beckham and Karl Lagerfeld at something called the Bambi Awards in Germany is tipping the creep meter big time. Karl Lagerfeld and that damn glove. I'd like to imagine the scenario like this. Karl eye's Victoria's softballs and then starts whispering to her exactly why he wears that glove and what it's hiding, and once, just once, where it's actually been - and why the knuckles are worn through. Then I start crying from fear and stop typing. Like this.

Victoria Beckham's breasts might just qualify as the eighth wonder of the world. Not because her tits are spectacular, but because they are gravity defying and round as softballs. Last time I check we still had gravity on this planet. I suppose you could go with the explanation that her dress is so tight it's hold her tits high and mighty. In fact it looks so damn tight her nipples are probably on her back by now - which actually could be convenient at times. I'm guessing Victoria needs a dress that tight to tame her ever present pokies.

Holy cow Victoria Beckham has some gigantic nipples. And on top of those fake looking boobs no less. Those are some serious headlights. I'm thinking be may have found an alternate energy source for lighting. Since we know the whole singing career is probably over perhaps there are some other career opportunities open with those nips. Runway beacon, lighthouse, replacement for the sun.