Olivia Munn Gets her Bikini On

Friday, April 25, 2008


For lovers of the world's hottest gadget geek Olivia Munn, here's a quick G4 clip of Olivia interviewing some Jamaican cliff divers. Hit the 2:20 mark for Olivia's cliff jump and subsequent climb out of the water, and commentary about the state of her post-jump butthole. Her words, not mine.

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Britney Spears Video Diary

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Rumors are that Britney Spears has been keeping a video diary during her troubled times. Mirror UK reports that she may release them on the internet or even as a series on MTV.
"Britney's video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite," we're told. "Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it'll be explosive.

Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she's close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprisingly both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net
If you're wondering just how juicy a video diary by Britney could be, then watch this classic Britney clip. Her intellect knows no bounds.

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Hayden Panettiere Explains Hot Asses

Friday, April 11, 2008

Here's a new The More you Know clip featuring Hayden Panettiere talking about sexual harassment. I think this is supposed to be a spoof? It's been a long time since I actually worked in 'the workplace', but I thought you were allowed to do that stuff. Damn. The video is from the guys at Funny or Die. (They still have yet to top Pearl the Landlord. Let's face it, nothings funnier than drunk kids that swear).

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Sandee Westgate for the Finish

Friday, April 04, 2008

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The world's hottest nearly naked movie reviewer over at Tunaflix shows you exactly why you could care less about what she's reviewing. Little behind the scenes footage of one her lingerie photoshoots.

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Paris Hilton Goes Down

Monday, March 31, 2008
Paris Hilton Falls Down in Prague
I'm sure that when you see a post title like "Paris Hilton Goes Down" you're expecting to see some new sex tape footage. Ironically not. Shocking, eh. Lovebirds Paris and Benji were in Prague over the weekend and Paris Hilton took a hard fall while trying to make her way through a swarm of photographers. Luckily the pavement caught her by the face and she wasn't too badly damaged.

What's with these photographers chasing them around? I know the pap do that in here in the U.S., but doesn't Prague have differently laws. You'd figure they're close enough to the old Soviet empire that you Benji could get away with mowing them down Rambo style. At least live up to the tatted tough guy image and pull a few spleens out or something. You can watch video of the impending paparazzi melee after the jump.

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Bar Refaeli SI Video

Friday, March 28, 2008


Here's a bit of behind the scenes form Bar Refaeli's SI photoshoot. Short but a good way to start your weekend.

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Crazy Steve-O Video

Saturday, March 15, 2008


I meant to post this over the weekend, but time got away from me. It's a video of Steve-O that would pretty much explain why he's locked up in the looney bin right now. There seems to be some multiple personality action going on, or it could just be massive amounts of drugs. When I first heard Steve-O tried to commit suicide last week I wondered how the hell anyone could actually tell he was trying for real - the guys always looks like he's one step doing himself in. But based on this clip I'd believe it.

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Just Look at Eva Mendes' Eyes

Friday, January 18, 2008


Here's a video of Eva Mendes appearing on some kind of talk show where she answers questions that appear on a TV screen. I have no idea where the audience is, and the room kind of looks like a padded cell, but that's a whole other story. What I do know is that Eva Mendes knows how to pick a dress - on big hole in the middle. I dare you to try and watch the clip and look her straight in the eye's. Go ahead, try. Can't do it can you?

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Video: Terrel Owens Crying Over Tony Romo

Monday, January 14, 2008


The Dallas Cowboys lost yesterday to the New Giants. Over the last couple weeks the media has been giving Tony Romo plenty of crap for dating Jessica Simpson and blaming her for Tony's poor on-field performance. Hey, let's face it, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to put the pieces together after Jessica Simpson comes to a Dallas game and Tony Romo has his worst game in history. In this clip of a press conference with Terrell Owens he tries to depend Romo against the unfair scrutiny of the media and then T.O. turns on the water works and starts crying. Classic.

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Marisa Miller Lingerie Video

Thursday, December 06, 2007

In case you missed the 2007 Victoria's Secret show that aired on Tuesday (I did), here's a clip of Marisa Miller practicing, ah, I don't know - walking? It's short, but you get the idea. And if that's not quite enough to get your morning started then check her out all oiled up from some old event. Or, after the jump, one more video of the casting process, where the producers do God's work sitting around looking at strangers walk around in lingerie.


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Heidi Klum Plays With Her Boobies

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I couldn't possibly guess what the hell Heidi Klum is talking about in this video, but it doesn't really matter. She could be reciting the periodic table in German, it makes no difference. Because when hot supermodels grab their boobs and act like they're machine guns (complete with sound effects I might add) it pretty much turns off any brain function in the average man. Is this what goes on backstage at a Victoria Secret show?

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Olivia Munn's Lesbian Kiss

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

For our money Olivia Munn is one of the hottest most under-rated chicks around. This video was the buzz a few days ago, but hey, better late than never. It's G4's Attack of the Show style take on the Bionic Women - Lesbionic Women - with a full on lesbian kiss featuring the darling Olivia Munn. That's right, your fantasy come true guys, well, close anyway. I think part of Olivia's appeal has to do with the fact that she actually seems to like gadgets. Talk to most women about gadget's, video games or technology and their eye's just glaze over. Enjoy the clip.

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Hayden Panettiere Crys for the Dolphins

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

I know the whole Hayden Panettiere save the dolphin thing is a good week old, but I hadn't yet seen this video of Hayden on Access Hollywood. And it's disturbing, very disturbing. This is just not the kind of thing that should take place in today's world. The unspeakable horror and inhumanity. It's videos like this that can really change your perception of things - like killing the hotness of Hayden Panettiere. The uncontrollable sobbing and swimming around in blood in a wet suit. Where's the bikini? It's just not hot, what is she thinking? Oh, wait, hang on. My conscience just woke up from a two day bender. Yeah, dolphins, first, then Hayden. Dolphins before bikinis. Got it.

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Tyra Banks Talks About Vaginas

Monday, November 05, 2007

In case you don't already know the Writers Guild strike begins today. And I implore you to use any methods at your disposal - witchcraft, voodoo, Vulcan mind tricks, whatever - to end the strike. If you fail at this task your TIVO will soon be filled with programming just like this video of Tyra Banks talking about vaginas for an hour. Quickly find the closet bottle of Eye of Newt and get to work.

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Britney Spears Might Blow Herself Up

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Britney Spears stopped off for gas yesterday in her multiple day drive through fantasy land. Paparazzi have been following her every manipulative move, from visiting drug stores while holding a book on the Kaballah to eating Taco Bell and Starbucks. Today's she's sitting in her car smoking a cigarette. I think they told us in Drivers Ed class that smoking at a gas station was dangerous. I'm pretty sure that was all crap though. I've juggled flaming torches outside the Circle K for years and never had a problem. Occasionally I even pump gas for old ladies. It's quite the show.

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Eva Longoria Sex Tape Spoof.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

All I read yesterday on the net was that there was an Eva Longoria sex tape - maybe with Tony Parker. Well, it's fake, or um, real but not with Tony Parker and it's not a real sex tape. What did I say? The sex tape spoof was made for Will Farrell's site Funny or Die. It's the same place that brought you Pearl The Landloard - which was actually pretty damn funny. Eva Longoria's tape is, well, not. Eva and comedian Eric Christian Olsen put on the typical sex tape schtick with lame results. It would have been far funnier if Eva was actually having sex in the tape. Did I say funnier, I mean hotter. Yeah.

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David Letterman Interviews Paris Hilton

Monday, October 01, 2007

The David Letterman show is without a doubt one of worst hours of comedy on TV. But, you've got to love Dave from this interview with Paris Hilton. No small talk, just right to the point. How was jail bitch? And what do you know, it made poor Paris sad. Ahhhh too bad. Letterman's crazy for even mentioning Paris and Role Model in the same sentence, but telling Paris her legacy would be jail is pretty much brilliant - and true.

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Ving Rhames' Dog Almost Eats A Dude

Friday, August 03, 2007

A man was found dead at the home of actor Ving Rhames. It appears that he may have been mauled to death by more than one dog.
Police say they are not sure whether it was the dog mauling that proved fatal, or if the man suffered some other type of health problem.

A pair of 200-pound mastiffs have been quarantined by Animal Control, along with two other dogs found on the property.
That's some home security system. All this time I thought those cut outs of Soccer Dog I stole from the movie theater were doing the trick. Turns out you're safer if it's a real dog that can actually eat the person.

Update - TMZ.com reports that the caretaker likely had a heart attack and was mauled after dying, as his wounds did not appear like threatening.

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Tim McGraw Has Grabby Fans


A few days ago Tim McGraw has getting his balls grabbed. This time he gets his ring taken right off his finger while shaking hands with fans. Looks like it was an accident and the women who took the ring was trying to get his attention, meanwhile Tim summons security for another girl he thought stole it. The video clip ends before the whole matter is resolved so who knows what really happened. The whole thing would have been much funnier if Faith Hill jumped out of the stage and kicked her ass. Or if I was there to bust a few of my wicked ninja moves. Take your pick.

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Ben Affleck Dresses Up as Corn

Monday, July 23, 2007

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Matt Damon, Jason Biggs, Sarah Silverman and Joshua Jackson are all featured in a series of environmental short films. The series, called Clean My Ride, Flex My Fuel, will be available on YouTube. Ben can be seen 4 minutes into this clip dressed like an ear of corn and promoting the use of corn-based ethanol as a fuel. Matt Damon appears in an upcoming film as a fuel pump. And who said Ben Affleck's career is over?

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So I Think Hilary Duff Can't Dance

Friday, July 13, 2007

This video is of Hilary Duff's (lip synced) performance on So You Think You Can Dance. Interesting choice of performers for a show about dancing. Kind of like having a 500 pound man show you how to run a 4-minute mile. The I Dream of Genie garb is choice though.

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Sarah Silverman Gives Paris Hilton Special Treatment

Monday, June 04, 2007

The 2007 MTV Movie Awards were last night and Sarah Silverman is my new hero. From calling Lindsay Lohan a pig to making jokes about Paris Hilton going to jail and getting special treatment -like having jail cel bars painted like penises - and then breaking her teeth on them. The video is great. Paris laughs at a bit at the mention of going to jail, then looks like she's about to cry when Sarah jokes about the penis bars. Classic.

And in an ironic twist to a joke later in the show about Paris going to jail early - she really did. Yahoo reports that Paris Hilton went to jail two days early. Horray!

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