Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman headed out for an evening of cleavage, ah, I mean dinner in London. I fail find humor in the cosmic joke that a Bratman ended up with Xtina. Look at that banner pict, he looks like a ticket taker at the local AMC. WTF.

These Christina Aguilera concert shots don’t need a whole lot of explanation. I was going to put together a Top 10 list of the things that would fit between her cleavage, but I got to about halfway through and um, well, let’s just say I didn’t finish the list.