If it isn’t Britney’s crotch in the news it’s her sister Jamie Lynn’s boobies. The Spears body parts are always page one news. This time it’s stolen photos of Jamie Lynn Spears breast-feeding. Apparently the pictures contain some boobage (ah yeah), but seeing as how Jamie Lynn is a minor the authorities are involved. From FoxNews:

One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie, and the 17-year-old’s left breast is exposed, TMZ reports, adding that the photos were taken on Aldridge’s digital camera.

Aldridge took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies, and law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried to sell them, sources told TMZ.

So WTF, Casey Alridge didn’t figure someone was going to swip the shots? It’s Walmart – in Lousisana. Come on. Dumby. It’s probably a matter of time before then end up on some web site, but keep in mind before you go looking for pictures Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding that the feds sort of equate that with child porn. Kind of like we equate Casey to a fence post, or a pile of bolts. Same thing.