I’m pretty sure Jessica Simpson’s boobs are bigger every time I see them – which is not enough. Here she is pimping her country album on Good Morning America a few days ago. If you thought GMA was full of crusty old peep – you’re right, and Jessica’s cleavage is enough to swallow at least a couple of them.

Here’s a clip from Love Guru that is marginally sexy. It’s Jessica Simpson being touched by Mike Meyers and having what appears to be a short orgasm. I think I’m pretty much done with Mike Meyers and so is everyone else. And as for Jessica’s big O, even for all her sexiness and big boobs, I bet she still fakes it in the sack.